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Lesson 1 

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob,
after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time,
you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said,
'Go forth and seek, further up,
you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:

If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an
antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'

'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat,
without a care in the world.'

Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're next,' the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:

Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared,
jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'

'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:

Bull Sh * t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. 

Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who sh*ts on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh* t is your friend.

(3) And when you're in deep sh* t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!



Women are weird. They put ten tons of make up on their face, have their hair dyed and permed, wear false nails and have them coloured, shave all the hairs off their legs, wear false eyelashes, wear high heels to make their legs look longer, have their teeth whitened, pluck their eyebrows, wear wonderbras to make their boobs look bigger,

George Carlin's Views on Aging

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five!
That's the key

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of
your life . . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED;
we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.

But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30 ; you REACH bedtime.
And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; 'I Was JUST 92.'

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. 'I'm 100 and a half!'
May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age! , weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them.
That is why you pay 'them.'

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.' And the devil's name is Alzheimer' s.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves.
Be ALIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love , whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the
guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

I was woken early this morning by a door-to-door salesman.
Straight away he launched into his patter:
"Good morning, Sir, I'm from GardenRite accessories. Can I just say from the offset that I'm not selling anything.
No, our representatives are in the area at this moment in time, and I noticed when passing that your garden gate is old and rusty, and hanging on one hinge. I'm delighted to tell you that we here at GardenRite are in a position to offer you a FREE, yes, that's right, free of charge top-of-the-range replacement gate at absolutely no cost to yourself!" and handed me a catalogue of nice-looking garden gates.
"Hmm," I said, "Free gate. Where's the catch?"
"There isn't one!" he beamed.
"Not much  use then, is it?" I said, and slammed the door.

My wife says she doesn't like me when I drink.

Unfortunately, that's the only time I like her.

The Lord and the Harley Rider

      A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above and, in a
booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will  grant you one wish."
      The biker pulled over and said, "Lord, build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

      The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous  challenges for that kind of undertaking;
the supports required  reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it  would take!
It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly  things. Take a little more time and think of something that could      possibly help mankind."

      The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to  know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries,
what she means when she says      nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

      The Lord replied . . . . . . . . . .
      "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

Question: What is the difference between men and puppies? Answer: Puppies grow up.

Question: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? Answer: Because they are...

Question: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles? Answer:
Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? 
Answer: Who cares?????

Question: What did God say after he created man? Answer:
"I can do better than this" . . . and then he created woman!!!.

Question: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO? Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Question: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? Answer: i) No mind ii) No business

Question: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? Answer:
Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.

Question: What is the difference between men and pigs? Answer: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.

Question: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift? Answer: Exchange him!!

Question: Why do men like smart women? Answer: Opposites attract.

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the  family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died,
he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die,
and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later,
she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men.

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock move."

"Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's", replied St. Peter. "The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible", said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice,
telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's George Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

Jose and Carlos are panhandlers...... They panhandle in different areas of town.

Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 8 - 9 dollars every day.

Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes,
lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do
 you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?".

Jose says, ... "Look at your sign, what does it say"?

 Carlos' sign reads, 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'

 Jose says, "No wonder you only get $8 - 9 dollars."

 Carlos says... "So what does your sign say?"

 Jose shows Carlos his sign...... It reads:

"I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico!"


During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good
manners, asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded
by saying, "That would be rude and impolite."

"What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry,
but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's
better, but it 's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the
dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us
your good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for
a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine..

(long pause and a smile) ...

whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."

(The teacher fainted......)

I recently turned 50 and had to choose a new primary care physician.

After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, she said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking her, "Do you think I will live to be 75?"

She asked: "Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?"

"Oh no," I replied. "I don't do drugs, either."

 "Do you have many friends and entertain frequently?"

 I said, "No, I usually stay home and keep to myself".

 "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

 I said, "No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"

 "No, I don't," I said.

 "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

 "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

 She looked at me and asked, "Then why do you give a s###?"

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time  and threatened suicide.
So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited
about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with er.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.
She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.
So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her.
She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

Poor Dave works hard at the office and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday.

His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the first nine, honey."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, starts to rub herself all over him and says,
"Hi Davey, want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab.

Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

Dave tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4-letter word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Dave, you picked up a real bitch this time !"

Politicians talk to the country the way men talk to women.
They say, "Trust me; go all the way with me, and everything will be all right."
And what happens? Nine months later, you're in trouble.

Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house.
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.
When Little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.
'Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer.' said his mother.
'I don't have to,' The boy replied.
'Of course, you do,' his mother insisted. 'We say a prayer before eating, at our house.'
'That's our house,' Johnny explained. 'But this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook! 

It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female jokes and there are unisex jokes.
Here is one I consider to be a truly female joke.
I offer it to you in the hope  that women will love it and men will pass it along to women who will love it!

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work drink with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall,
exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered.
He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overtly attentive stare and walked directly toward her  (as all men will.)  
Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for 20.00 ... just  one condition'

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
The man replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a 20 note from her purse,
which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said ...

'Clean my house!'

Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses 500 Euros on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up.

Michael O'Conner looks around and asks, 'Oh, me boys, someone's got to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?'

They cut the pack & Paul Gallagher picks the Deuce.

They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.

'Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet. Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me.'

Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs. Murphy answers, and asks what he wants.

Gallagher declares, 'Your husband just lost $500 and is afraid to come home.'

'Then Tell him to drop dead!', says Murphy's wife.

'I'll go tell him.' says Gallagher.

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train.
His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised, and he's walking with a  limp.
'What happened to you?' asks Sean, the bartender.

'Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight,' says Paddy.

'That little O'Conner,' says Sean, 'He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand.'

'That he did,' says Paddy, 'a shovel is what he had and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it.'

'Well,' says Sean, 'you should have defended yourself. Didn't you have something in your hand?'

That I did,' said Paddy, 'Mrs. O'Conner's breast and a thing of beauty it was; but useless in a fight.'  

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course,
his car is weaving violently all over the road.

A cop pulls him over. 'So,' says the cop to the driver, 'where have ya been?'

'Why, I've been to the pub of course,' slurs the drunk.

'Well,' says the cop, 'it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening.'

'I did all right,' the drunk says with a smile.

'Did you know,' says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, 'that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?'

'Oh, thank heavens,' sighs the drunk. 'for a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf.'

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles, 'Ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either.'

Pat Reardon goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service and she's in tears.
He says, 'So what's bothering you, Patty my dear?' She says, 'Oh, Father, I've got terrible news.
My husband passed away last night.' The priest says, 'Oh, Patty, that's terrible.
Tell me, did he have any last requests?' She says, 'That he did, Father.' The priest says,
'What did he ask, Patty?' 'She says, 'He said, 'Please Patty, put down that damn gun...' '

Pat Reardon is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.
'Patty, may I come in?' he asks. 'I've somethin' to tell ya'.
'Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?'
'That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Patty. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery'
'Oh, God no!' cries Patty. 'Please don't tell me.'
'I must, Patty. Your husband Jim is dead and gone. I'm sorry.
Finally, she looked up at Tim. 'How did it happen, Tim?'
'It was terrible Patty. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned.'
'Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim, did he at least go quickly?'
'Well, Patty, no. In fact, he got out three times to pee.'

Dog Logic

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.-Anonymous
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.-Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.-Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.-Andy Rooney
Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love &
always have to mix love & hate.-Anonymous
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.-Franklin P. Jones
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise-Unknown
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.-Robert A. Heinlein
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference
between a dog and a man.-Mark Twain
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.-Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says . . . . .   'What a great chest you have!'


He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.'


He takes off his pants and the blonde says  . . . .  'What massive calves you have!'                

The body builder tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.'


He then removes his underwear, and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.


The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her.


He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that. . . . . . . .



The blonde replies:  I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was! 

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he opened the door, a truck came along, and completely tore off the driver's door! The attorney immediately grabbed his cell phone, hit speed dial for 911, and had a policeman there in 3 minutes.
Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. He had just picked up the Lexus the day before, and now it would never be the same, no matter how good a job the body shop does.
After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "
You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" he responded indignantly.
The cop replied, "You didn't even notice that your left arm is missing from the elbow down!
It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"OH, NO!" screamed the lawyer in shock. "Where is my Rolex?!"

A man is driving with his wife at his side and his mother-in-law in the back seat.
And the women just won't leave the poor guy alone.
His mother-in-law says, "You're driving too fast!"
His wife says, "Stay to the left!"
After several more orders from both of them the man breaks down and barks at his wife,
"Who's driving this car -- you or your mother?



Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night.  
After they got their tent all set  up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,  'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?' The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of  stars.' What that tell you?' asked  Tonto The Lone Ranger ponders for a  minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me  there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.  Astrologically, it tells me t hat Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be  approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, it's  evident the Lord is all-powerful and  we are small and insignificant.  
Meteorologically , it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?' Tonto is silent  for a moment, then says, 'Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo shit.    
It means someone stole tent.'

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man "Holy Shit,
That must be my husband!"
So the guy quickly jumped out of the bed, scared and naked he jumped out the window like a crazy man.
He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and then started to run as fast as he could to his car.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, "I am your husband!!!"
The woman yelled back, "Yeah, then why were you running?"
And that folks............ is how the fight started. 

A mortician was laying out the body of a man with an unbelievably long penis. He called in his recep-tionist to show her. She took one look and said, "It's just like my husband's "Wow, you mean he's got one that long?" the mortician asked. "No," she replied. "That dead."

Let Me Tell You About My Doctor. He is very good.
If you tell him you want a second opinion, he will go out and come in again.
He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years before he realized she was Chinese.
Another time he gave a patient 6 months to live. At the end of the 6 months, the patient hadn't paid his bill,
so the doctor gave him another 6 m
doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him."
Another time a man came running in the office and yelled, "Doctor, my son just swallowed a roll of film."
The doctor calmly replied, "Let's just wait and see what develops."
One patient came in and said, "Doctor, I have a serious memory problem." The doctor asked, "When did it start?"
The man replied, "When did what start ?"
I remember once I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears. His advice: "Don't answer it."
My doctor sure has his share of nut cases. One said to him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell."
The doctor gave him some pills and said, "Here, take these, and if they don't work, give me a ring."
Another guy told the doctor that he thought he was a deck of cards. The doctor simply said, "Go sit over there.
I'll deal with you later."
When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, he told me to stop going to those places.
But doctors can be so frustrating.
You wait a month and a half for an appointment. Then he says, "I wish you had come to me sooner."

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